HiraNur

Here is a really funny joke/story for all of you to enjoy


An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President."
She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W Bush, said, "I'm President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state.
Above all I'm the cleverest President in American history,
the American people won't let me die". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, a Muslim, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my fate, so I will let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you.
The Americans' cleverest President has taken my school backpack.

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kurtcebe

musab abi turkcesi su galiba

bir ucakta 5 yolcu oldugu halde dusmek uzere imis ama ucakta sadece 4 parasut bulunuyormus.ilk yolcu kobe vraynt (nba basketblcusu) ben demis en iyi basketbolcuyum bana lakers takiminin ihtiyaci var hemen bir arasut alip atlamis.ikinci yolcu hillary clinton suan neyork senatoru gelecegin baskan adayiyim demis oda ikinciyi almis ve atlamis.ucuncu sirada sehla bakisli abd baskani varmis push oda demis benim buyuk sorumluluklarim var ben abdnin simdiye kadfar gelmis gecmis en zeki baskaniyim amerikan halkinin bana ihtiyaci var demis ucuncuyu kapmis ve atlamis dorduncu bir muslmanmis ve besinci yolcuya donerek (10 yasinda bir cocuk) ben allaha inaniyorum ve benim yazgim buraya kadarmis demis o cantayi al ve kendini kurtar demis ama cocuk donerek senin icin de benim icin de birer parasut var merak etme demis su en zeki baskan vardiya benim okul sirtcantami alarak atladi demis:)))

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s.a
öldüm bittim ya harika.
dünyanin en akilli adaminda bir gram akil bile yok.

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